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See what Care Bear you are. So, I went to Oreintation and meet my new class mates for college which starts the 21st. OMG, they are all so freaking hot. I don't see how I'll be able to stand it. lol. But, serious, I'm like kinda nervious about a lot of things that have to do with college. I can't share them here. But, this is going to be a stressful 4 years for me. I think I may be over my head right now. I'm smart enough to do the college thing, but there are just so many things that need to be done. Ugh. Anyways, Cheryl and I are telling all our friends that we are back together and screwing on a regular basis. Basically, we are both trying to attract guys and girls. We made a plan the other night. When you're single, no one wants you, but when you have someone else, everyone tries to break you up and have you for themselves. It's weird, but Cheryl and I are trying it from this angle. Andrew is being a total dick to me for no appa...
Hey baby!!!! lol. I'm feeling okay today. I just missed Andrew so that was kinda upsetting. So, nothing is really new with me. Last night went out with Cheryl and her dad and step mom. Both of which, don't like me. Well, I think her step mom is jeolous of Cheryl because obvious reasons. Cheryl is active and sexy and her step mom is married to an old goat. Well, he is. Geez. Don't look at me like that. He's a total goat. Anyways, tommorrow I go to the Cheryl Crow+ Train concert! I'm totally hyped. "YOu're my favorite mistake. Did you know, could you tell you were the only one that I ever loved. And now everything's so wrong. Did you see me walking by. Did it ever make you cry I I. You're my favorite mistake" Hmmm, reminds me of the hispanic latin jackass (Andrew) who I totally love. Geez, I so need to get over it. Well, I must leave now. I love you all. Support Britney Spears!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buy Crossroads on D...
I am Rapunzel! Find your fairy tale character at target="new">kelly.moranweb.com . Uh huh. Okay, so anyways, today I've been pissed. One of these red neck mother fuckers keyed my car today. Sorry, I'm just so unhappy with this state. I am really considering moving to California with Shawnia. I hate the people here. It's like, they are all red necks and dumb and shirtless. I like looking at bodies and stuff, but these people are nasty. All of them. Ugh. Sorry, it's a fustrating day. I haven't talked to Andy Drew today. I totally miss him. Being the jack ass that he is. I was mad at him for some reason last time. I hate when I can't remember why I was mad at someone. Well, that's all I got for today. Love you all.
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I am the hairy toe! Yes, yes I am. Find your whimsy character at target="new">kelly.moranweb.com . Yeah, okay, so it's been like a month. Been going thru a lot. So, bare with me if I go on too long or if the events of my life are out of order. So, for a while I had an actual boyfriend names Brian. He was really sweet to me when we first meet. But now, after four days of going out, we broke up. Ugh. My life is such a total bummer at times. I've only told Cheryl whagt happened, because she's my bestest friend and all. But, everyone keeps wanting to know what happened. Well, right now, I'm willing to make a statement on the issue. I'm not about to tell you all what happen. I just wish to say that, contrary to popular belief, Brian did not take my gay virginity. God people, we went out for four days. Geezus! You think I wanted 19 years to loose my virgin in four nights. So, people, please stop assuming you know me and my ...
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Hello People!!!!!!!!! Okay, Tennis semi-finals and finals are on!!!!!!!!!! I'm so pulling for Tim Henman because, mainly, he's going to be my future husband. Tommy Henman. Hmmmm. I like Tommy Hernendez better. Or TOmmy Meyers. lol. Tommy Meyers I dunno what the hell I'm talking about. Okay, so what's been going on with me? Well, I was kinda worried about my friend (?) Andrew because it's like flooding and stuff down in San Antonio. And the news say that 7 people have died. And I'm like, omg, why hasn't Andrew been online.Then he comes on, and I'm like "Oh Thank God" . Not that I care or anything. (Shut up Rosie) Yeah, Rosie is on vacation in Michigan and stuff and I was going to go on vacation, and I got totally sick and couldn;t go anywhere. It's like a curse! Hmmm, and Andrew is wicca. Naw, let me not go there. So, Cheryl and I haven't seen each other in a while. I'm thinking about her. Eventhough I don...
Hey Kiddies. Okay, about me. Friday, the 14th, I smoked my very first Marijuania thingy with Rob. I thought that I might as well try it before I die. hpm. I don't see how it's worst than smoking a cigar. So, why is it illegal? Um, whatever. Then, Rob decided to act stupid and Jack himself off for me . lol. You people need not have details. He's like totally gone crazy though. And, last night, Stryker and I had an arguement about some homeless guy. He was like, "YOu don't know what it's like" And I was like "If I were homeless, and had to beg people for money for food, I would not do it with a cigerret in my mouth." Hell, $3 can buy some lunchoen meat, I'm sure. It's stupid how like I always get this shit put on me just because I don't give away my money or stuff. It's totally stupid. Anyways, that's all for right now. Love you all.
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OMG, so ROb and I were hanging out today, and I always joke around with him about seeing his cock and all. So, he goes, "I'll let you see it for a price" and you people don't understand. Rob is a guy who is strictly straight. I am only his friend because he didn't know I was bi first. So shocked, I asked him how much. And he was totally serious about this. He told me the amount and I said I would have it Friday. But I'm not going to do it. I'll give him what he needs because it's obvious he is having some sort of money crisis or something and just doesn't want to tell me. Ugh! He's a good guy, but he's very distant twords everyone. I'm the only one he really opens up to. Not even to his wife does he tell her what he tells me. I don;t know. He's okay. Anyways, Cheryl and I didn't exchange many words today. It's like, her and Scott are trying to rub their relationship in my face, but it really is starting to ...
Hi people. Today sucks. So, if I'm not clear, please excuse me. A lot of things happened since the last time we talked. Okay, it started with Cheryl, my beloved ex. My first sex partner. My friend. My blah blah. She came out ! Yes. Turns out that she is fully bi now. Geezus! It's like a disease I have and I spread it to everyone. Now, this story is about to get complicated, so bare with it. Cheryl tells me that her and Stephanie, her best friend, have been going things. But Stephanie has been acting weird twords her. So, I ask, "What about Jimmy, your boyfriend" And she says she doesn't know. So, she goes off. Then, a day or two later, she comes up to me cry. "Tom" she says "Jimmy broke up with me and now he's with Stephanie. So, she crys and crys, and I kiss her , and kiss her. And we had a serious make out section. So, we agreed that we should go back out with each other. Yay, I say, because recently, I've been...
Hey people, and I'm totally horny right now! Okay, Too Much Information. Rosie and I are friends again. She suckered me into it. And one of the first things I did was sent her an r-rated picture of two guys making out. It was an accident of course, but she still got it and now she swears one of the guys are me. Hmmmmmm. The world may never know. Anyways, I'm not talking to Stephanie anymore because she's a total bitch to me and when I ask her why she's being bitchy, she says cause she's cramping. But then, like no more than five minutes later I see her talking to Rob and Scott and she's all happy and not in a bad mood. So, it must be me. So screw her. I didn't want to be friends with a slut like her anyways. Geez, I'm so bored right now. Cheryl came by showing off her new outfitss and I was like matering at the mouth. . So, she was like, "You like this one" and I was like "I would like it better on the floor" and sh...
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Yeppers. It is I, again, wishing to speak about me. As if there is anyone else as important as I! Well, what's new?!?! Well, I'm sick of the citrus blonde, so I am going to dye it Chocolate Cherry. OMG, that sounds totally yummy. I'm totally yummy . So in my life. I've gotten rid of a lot of my "friends". Rosie, Stryker, Christina, etc etc. It's just really time to surround myself with people who love me and care what happens to me and not get afraid when I am not having a normal day. Peeps that will stand by me regaurdless. Anyways, Star Wars suck. I want to go see Spiderman. OMG, Toby looks so hot in that suit. lol. So, Chris and Alex won the amazing race. Big whoop! I hoped that Blake and Paige would have won. They are such good people. But Will, ugh!!!!!!! He's a total ass! Yuck. Well, now Survivor is about to wrap up. I hope Kathy takes it all. She deserves it. And Buffy. OMG, BUFFY IS THE BEST SHOW EVER Okay, Spik...
Don't be stupid, you know I love ya. Don't be impossible, you know I need ya. Okay, I'm ging to stop singing. So, I'm totally horny right now because I found out thru my neice that some guy thinks I'm cute and all that. Only thing is is that he is 28. But, doable none the less. lol. I'm acting like a total slut, I know. . Well, if you think I'm a slut, my ex girlfriend right now is screaming at the top of her lungs that she gave Jimmy a boner. Ew! I really don't wish to know about it, but she's a hoe! Nothing really new in my life right now. Just preparing to go to COlleg and all. Been busy with that and trying to loose this stupid gaginity. I have a guy in mind. lol. What am I saying, I have 127 guys in mind. And a couple girls. lol. Kinky crap that is. I felt really bad last night because I vomitted all over someone at a party. I was so ashamed and so sick. I don't know, I've been getting sick a lot recently. Bu...
Okay, now, lets talk about some stuff in my life. I have a new friend, named Stryker. Yes, that's his actual name. He is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yummy too, but he's soooooooooooooooooooooooo ghetto so it's like, ew. How do I meet these people. Well, in actuallity I meet him because Stephanie used to fool around with him. Stephnie is Cheryl's best friend. And, Of course Cheryl was my um, yeah. Speaking of Cheryl, I'm totally fed up with her. She's stealing my men. Well, they never get a chance to be mine because she has a killer body and everyone takes notice. Ugh! Anyways, I'm eating Golden Grahams (mmmmmmmmmmmmm) and I'm a monkey so I better go. Love you all. In Other News My mommy is sick. :*( Me so Horny. I wish People would stop trying to pay me to sleep with them. i swear I would give oral to anyone for free. OMG, what a slut!