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The Bitch is back! Current mood: cranky Category: Life "Tommy D. Oh yes. Him. Well, he was it in the 90s, then the 2000s rolled around and he got soft. He got sick and all that then the men. Yeah, the men. They made him even more soft. He totally fizzled out in 2006. Shame really. He had something. Wait, what is this..... OMG. No, it's it's...... It's HIM! (Dail tone)" ( Elton john's "the bitch is back" plays in the background) Lyrics by Bernie TaupinAvailable on the album Caribou -->LYRICS--> -->The Bitch Is Back--> I was justified when I was fiveRaising cane, I spit in your eyeTimes are changing, now the poor get fatBut the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets backEat meat on Friday that's alrightEven like steak on a Saturday nightI can bitch the best at your social do'sI get high in the evening sniffing pots of glueI'm a bitch, I'm a bitchOh the bitch is backStone cold sober as a matter of factI