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Yo yo yo dawgs. What be the word and yeah, as if. Totally, and so like, uh huh so watcha doin back yonder. Yaw ain't messin round no foolishiness you hear now? So may I make a rather urgent suggestion darling. Cayete putos.

Ok, I must be weird or something. Just wanted to give a uick update because I'm bored and I need something to get me to sleep.

What bitches: So my friend / gay virginity taker Aaron and I were talking yesterday. Guess what? ELTON JOHN IS IN FREAKING TOWN (yes he's staying over at my house tomorrow night) and guess what people. Aaron got tickets to his concert and is going to suprize his fiancee Mike with them tonight!!! I'm pissed. Ugh. And they are friggen good seats. their not floor, but they are one row up! I wish I were with Aaron right now just to have those tickets. But hey, I still have Ramiro.

The Potiential: So my friend Ramiro and I have been getting comfy with one another. Well, not too comfy. Not as comfy as I would like to get, but, whatever. lol. Horny little vixion. So, yeah, we are friends right now and I want him. We hung out a couple days ago. He's such a great person. And he sings!!!!!!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmm. So, with all this, I did have sex. Yes, actual sexual intercourse. It wasn't with Ramiro though. (whore). Hey, watch it.

7 Minutes of fame: So, you know what tequilla does to me. Well, if you don't, you latin ,mexican ,indian ,Arab ,african american, dominican, cuban, brizilian guys should try it out (wink) . So, I, for a few days, moved out of my house into my friend's, James, house. It's a long story that I'm sorry, but I'm not going to share. But anyways, I was there and he has an endless supply of Tequilla and rum. I don't like Rum much. But anyways, we're playing cards and drinking a bit and he, well, somehow, does me. I was sober enough to know what was going on, and I was ok. You all know I've been horny as heck. And Kevin is in Kalifornia banging estupido puto MARKO , so I wanted some. Even if James is blonde caucasion and rather dumb. (See, to all those people who said I'm raciest just because I date a lot of non caucasion people. As for the blonde part, well, he's not naturally blonde, just acts it.) So, how was James you ask. He was 7 inches and 7 minutes. (Sighs) 7 Minutes of my life I will never get back. What a cruel joke that was. So, I moved back home. LOL. Not because of that, but because it was a temporary thing anyways. Yay.

Ok, enough update. I need to go to sleep so I can wake up and take a nap .
IN OTHER NEWS:
Jhoeny, I love you. Wish to talk soon.

I've been thinking about my door bell when ya gonna ring, when ya gonna ring it. My new favorite song. White Strips! Lovez it.

Melissa Etheridge is so. Wow. mmmmm. Man, I love her. To the Princess or Queerton.

ELTON IS IN TOWN. MMMMM

OMG, I have to clean my room before Elton gets here!

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