I get No Respect
As a kid we would have these little things about who you like and who you would want to meet. One of the top people I've wanted to meet is Rodney Dangerfield. I seen him on one of those late night talk shows when I was young, and I enjoyed his presence and though what he talked about I didn't understand ( I was young and his comedy has more of an adult theme as you may know). I've followed his career eversince.
My thoughts are with his family, his loved ones, and the ones that "respected" him. I wanted to post some of his liners to pay tribute to his gift, and please, have a final laugh for Rodney.
Rodney Dangerfield 1921-2004 RIP. Get the respect in heaven.
September 19I'm trying a new diet now. The diet is Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya, I don't know if I'm coming or going. September 20People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon... September 21Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor, I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. September 22Oh, when I was a kid I was poor. We were so poor, when my father died; they asked my mother, "Paper or plastic?" September 23Last night I came home, I walked in the house, I picked up the extension. My wife was having phone sex with some guy. I told the guy, "Don't let her fool you, she's faking it." September 25I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. September 26I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! September 27You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two." September 28I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it! September 29I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny! September 30When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.Rodney Dangerfield
Written by thomasdimera
As a kid we would have these little things about who you like and who you would want to meet. One of the top people I've wanted to meet is Rodney Dangerfield. I seen him on one of those late night talk shows when I was young, and I enjoyed his presence and though what he talked about I didn't understand ( I was young and his comedy has more of an adult theme as you may know). I've followed his career eversince.
My thoughts are with his family, his loved ones, and the ones that "respected" him. I wanted to post some of his liners to pay tribute to his gift, and please, have a final laugh for Rodney.
Rodney Dangerfield 1921-2004 RIP. Get the respect in heaven.
September 19I'm trying a new diet now. The diet is Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya, I don't know if I'm coming or going. September 20People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon... September 21Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor, I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes. September 22Oh, when I was a kid I was poor. We were so poor, when my father died; they asked my mother, "Paper or plastic?" September 23Last night I came home, I walked in the house, I picked up the extension. My wife was having phone sex with some guy. I told the guy, "Don't let her fool you, she's faking it." September 25I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. September 26I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! September 27You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two." September 28I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it! September 29I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny! September 30When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.Rodney Dangerfield
Written by thomasdimera